Tuesday, January 16, 2024

One Day Prior to Departure

The aches and pains of growing older are hard to deny, try as I might to downplay them. The last time I traveled to Singapore, I clearly remember problems with my back.


One Day Prior to Departure


First back massage, ever. In a foreign country. Pummeled by a woman who spoke little English. Not my choice but my host's when back pain bent me into a distorted comma. Again. This time in southern Asia. Thank the gods for muscle relaxants in my make-up bag. Part of my fixed stash. Woozy with altered judgment I agreed to the massage. Face in a black hole. Arms dangling. Paper panties only. A wisp of a woman, actually a well disguised Sumo wrestler, pinned me. Trapped animal snarls escaped my clenched teeth. Blinded by darkness and "seeing" no other way to count down 60 minutes of agony, I gave up at fifty-Mississippi, resigned to my fate. But torture eventually ends. She concluded the session with a question. "Massage painful, no?" A weary smile my only reply. The next day a Kafkaesque flight home: flashes of light caused by a flickering console two seats over in a nighttime cabin; weird laughter punctuating the silence; ghost-like attendants calling out "Water" before slipping from sight. Exiting the plane, I floated almost pain free. All that mashing had actually helped. But will I seek out a masseuse in the future? NOT FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA! (Or Singapore, for that matter.)



Marilyn Aschoff Mellor

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

Confessions of a Cranky Granny

Men become distinguished as they grow older. Women, on the other hand, become invisible.


Confessions of a Cranky Granny


Same store, same day, two men

independently jammed access

to aisle entrances/exits.


Muted oaths by me then

                      "Meekness be damned!"


I aimed my shopping cart

at the entrance, jostling through

dawdling wildebeests. They gawked.


Being female and "old" marked me

unseen but I advanced, freeing myself


to claim the approach, and leaving

them pushed aside like scraps

of cowhide.


As Meryl Streep once said,

"We're here now . . . and we will not

                     be bullied."


Rueing my deeds only when driving off,

I still pumped my fist in celebration!           

                       My bad.



Marilyn Aschoff Mellor 

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